Who Does this Look Like?

 

    So, who does this picture look like? The correct answer is nobody. But if I had to choose somebody, who would this cartoon dude resemble most?

    There are a number of players who resemble this cartoon guy. This should seem pretty obvious, because he's a cartoon baseball player. But is it? This 'player' doesn't look remotely close to realistic. I mean, look at his biceps.

    

    This observation takes me to the next point. He's wearing red and pinstripes. This player is obviously...

    Mark McGwire! He's wearing red (and the Cardinals sometimes wore pinstripes), and you know he got a little bit of help to get biceps that huge.

    So yes, I am confident in assuming that the cartoon is meant to be Mark McGwire. 

    What a stupid topic to write about! Ugh, this writer's block. At least it's semi-interesting and kinda funny.